The waiting is the hardest part

Apologies to Tom Petty, but waiting to find out how I did on my health econ exam yesterday is killing me.

I wonder if I could pay the TA to grade my exam sooner. Seriously. People respond to incentives, and I don't see how there would be any academic dishonesty involved. Am I right?

I actually drafted an email to the TA offering her such a deal but thought better of it. I guess I'll have to wait until Wednesday to find out. Ugh.

Update: As Chris Selland pointed out, even the losers get lucky sometimes. :-)